Monday, February 08, 2010

COLTS FAIL


Well, that's a tough loss.

It hurts worse than the past two years, but losing in '05 to the Steelers, and the crushing losses to the Jets and Pats in the years before, hurt a lot worse. The Colts had four defensive starters on IR, plus two key defenders who played with hobbling injuries. They got this far with two virtual rookie receivers. Disappointing ending, but a successful season if you ask me.

The nice thing about losing the Super Bowl (as opposed to, say, the divisional round) is there's no more football season to rub it in your face for a few weeks.

I actually felt Manning played pretty well. The myriad of reasons Indy lost are fairly obvious. Garçon's dropped pass, Reggie Wayne's blown route, and some bad after-the-catch play by Collie were reasons. The one that sticks out in my mind the most is being too conservative just before the half. They should have tried to score.

The bottom line for me is that the Colts were outcoached. Sean Payton's gameplan was really terrific.

And you have to be happy for NOLA and the Saints fans. They're good winners. The two best teams in the league this year played last night and the best one on that night won the game. Can't be too angry about that.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!

Let's Go, Indy! GO HORSE!

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Collected Thoughts 02-03-09

  • I hate Taylor Swift. I don't care if she's a total sweetheart. I hate that after all the social progress, after all the societal changes, after the Obama presidency, after all of the democratization of culture brought-on by the internet, the poster child for popular American music culture hasn't changed at all.

    If America today were to send one musical artist to alien cultures to represent what this country is about, they'd send Taylor Swift, and it would be a gross misrepresentation. I guess I don't "hate" Taylor Swift, but I resent the shit out of her.
  • (Inspired by SOS) I will now call all My Bloody Valentine rip-offs "Fruits of the Loomer".
  • Afternoons (a pretty terrific band) has become Shadow Shadow Shade (a pretty terrible band name).

    I would have gone with "Shadow Shade" myself. Or Laughternoons. Crafter Tunes? After Dubloons. Master Goons. Plaster Dunes. Past Her Dues. Fast Harpoons. Jasper Swoons. Alabaster Ruins. Asp Baboons. Grasp Balloons. Pastor Grooms. Blaster Moons. Azur Blooms.

    Or some such thing.

  • I listened to that Surfer Blood album on LaLa.

    I like it just fine. But if this is the must-have album of First Quarter 2010 then we're in trouble.

    Ian Cohen's review of Astro Coast on Pitchfork is I think, for the most part, is completely fair and accurate. It is a pretty good guitar record. It has poppy elements, but so do Ted Leo songs, and I'm pleased that some new indie rock is getting praise. That's a positive development.

    But nearly every song on this album sounds like something else, and I don't mean "sounds like Pavement" or "sounds like Guided by Voices". Well, both those things are true, but more so, "Twin Peaks" sounds like a crunchy Shins song, "Take It Easy" sounds like Vampire Weekend done right, and the whole thing just sounds like a hodgepodge of garagey bands I've been seeing at Pehrspace and The Smell for the last two years. "Sounds like X one-hit blog wonder" for forty minutes is a problem. That's not celebrating reheated leftovers, it's celebrating reheated microwave dinner leftovers.

    Oddly enough, my biggest problem is the pretty vocals. I wish the guy was talk-singing. With the rad guitar bits I want a singer who sounds like a slacker.

    "Fat Jabroni" and "Slow Jabroni" are wicked tracks and I wish the whole album sounded like that. I might buy Astro Coast anyway. Also, Surfer Blood is the perfect name for a band that makes this music.
  • I'm probably done buying things related to Star Wars (like, forever) but Adidas' Star Wars kicks are pretty sweet. I'm loving the X-Wing and Dagobah ones. I think the Rebel Alliance hightops are the most rad, but I could never pull that off.
  • This is an awesome account of how an every-day guy used the internet and his iPhone's tools to track down and punish a phone thief. It reads like an indie thriller, almost.
  • Mindfuck:

  • Micro-Horror:

'Corynactis viridis' from MORPHOLOGIC on Vimeo.


  • Make no mistake, when dolphins evolve, the rapist water mammals will pull this shit on us. Those things are some crafty mutherfuckers:

  • Yes! THIS is the kind of reckless genetic manipulation we should be involving ourselves in!

    If we're going to be poking around in DNA, I want dinosaurs riding woolly mammoths and snakes crossed with bats and shit.
  • (Side-note: A.I. was slammed by my peers when it came out because Steven Spielberg isn't Stanley Kubrick. That's an absurd reason to hate a film. More and more, the combined visions of Kubrick and Spielberg that produced A.I. are startling prescient. And I will defend the ending of that film to the grave.)
  • Kids these days:
  • I really relate to this post on Warren Ellis' blog. It's in part about the digital tools some of us use to connect to society, and how we have to choose those tools. The moneyquote:

    "I miss/missed the old feeling of being half-embedded in the informational flow, of being more present in both halves of the world. That’s what leads to my thinking better, and what leads to better writing. And that’s what the first couple of hours of my day has to be about."

    Some of you will think that's sad. I don't. It's beautiful.
  • Another nifty use for Augmented Reality:



  • How Children Dream. It's interesting how the Mind's Program unpacks itself between birth and adulthood.
  • I know I offend my readership with this, (and half my good friends) but I am a smoking Nazi and I am thrilled about the outdoor ban. I hope it expands, for purely selfish reasons. The most stressful part of my day is any time I have to cross past a Smoker's Cloud on my way into a coffee shop, restaurant, etc.

    There's all kinds of cuckoo reasons for my aversion to cigarettes, stuff that goes back to childhood trauma. (If I look directly at an ashtray or a burning cigarette, I involuntarily dry-heave.) It's not my fault I am this way! Still, I would list "fewer smokers" in my top 5 reasons I love Los Angeles. I am cruel and perverse in my hatred of the perfectly normal, defensible habit.

    Besides, in fifty years people will look at cigarette smoking the same way we look at asbestos-laden, "germ free" baby nursery paint today.
  • Lolstrailia. The first worlds' justice systems still don't know how to create sensible laws pertaining to sexuality.
  • I'm on a "make gay marriage legal" kick again. I have a friend in Chicago, Tom, whom I absolutely adore as an intellectual superior. Tom is gay. Every time I think of Tom, and how society can't let him marry a man he might love one day, I feel like my country is shooting itself in the foot. It's so embarrassing.

    Fallows wrote, I think, the ultimate takedown of the opposition.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

The Mudkids - "Do It Again (Go Colts '10)"

When I was in high school in the late 90's, The Mudkids were the local hip-hop group. Ya'll might think "hip-hop group from Indiana" is some kind of joke, but The Mudkids put on some searing local shows and released at least three pretty terrific albums. (Check some out on Lala) Rusty Redenbacher was like the poet laureate for the Indianapolis urban youth. I think Russ will grip that the mic to his grave, whether or not he ever gets his proper due.

During the last Colts' Super Bowl run, The Mudkids released a great pep single. And they've done it again:



GO HORSE!

(And props to Russ for rocking the Marvin Harrison [my cat's namesake] jersey in the video, too.)

BROADCAST DELAY

I know, you've missed me. Haven't you? No? Well then, fuck you too!

In all seriousness, I've just been busier than I expected to be. Another too-large Collected Thoughts post is on it's way. Got some AWESOME internets to share with you.

In case I'm late... Colts by 10 if Freeney doesn't play, Colts by 13+ if he does.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Is Indie dead?

Paste Magazine asks: Is indie dead?

Well, what's in a word?

In terms of pure music knowledge, most of my peers outclass me. But what I feel gives me my meaningful voice, what I'd wager most my fellow music geeks lack, is:

  1. An understanding that the meanings of words are always in flux.
  2. That nothing in music culture is as important to mass culture as its champions want to believe, if still immensely important the the very specific and very real lives those things touch.
  3. Neither of those things are bad; being bitter about the young kids / the state of music today, longing for the past, is misguided.
Those understandings are a big part of the foundation in the narrative my blog tries to propose.

That Paste article hits hard on the point that "indie" used to be a business model. I believe all genres begin as business models; jazz distributed in jazz clubs, punk distributed on the London underground, arena rock distributed in... well, arenas. The medium is the message and a genre is born when one method of distribution, usually specific to an up-and-coming subculture, spawns a family tree of bands for generations to come.

Green Day is punk because the meaning of "punk" has evolved. The old punk lifestyle (distribution method), though long "dead", spawned a collection of musical tropes of which, for better or for worse, a corporate band like Green Day is descendant (Descendents?) from. Sorry, Steve Jones. White suburban rappers, though having no connection to the old hip-hop world, make music descendant from those tropes. Sorry, Arsenio.

"Indie" will never be a meaningless term, it will never mean "nothing". A person who proclaims it as such is expressing exasperation that the word no longer holds the meaning they once cherished. Sorry, the word changed while you were out.

"Indie" was always consumerist. The value in "indie" was its rare commodity. Look folks, this is the same for your precious vinyl records. You love the experience of digging in crates, talking to the store manager, and finding that very special record because the all-encompassing experience is a rare commodity. I preach the abandonment of vinyl (and brick and mortar stores) in large part because I think it's a great way to combat our materialistic natures. (Realistically, the damaged ears of music geeks can't hear the discrepencies in a digital file sampled at a high rate. It's all placebo effect.)

The same is true with clothing styles that come with music subculture. Consumers treasure the rarity of a vintage hat or rare internet tshirt print.

The information networks we use have democratized music. It is not depressing that no one will ever again be as big as Prince or U2. Those are great acts, but they were products of a different era; we need to embrace our own time. Nobody is lamenting the passing of those good ol' days where everyone who drove a car drove a Ford Model T. (Well, maybe the Ford board of directors is wishing for those days.) I know that's a tough pill to swallow for the older sect, but it's mostly tough because it reminds us that the world moves on. It does for everyone. Nostolgia is death.

But I digress.

No, "indie" isn't dead. Indie has just become a genre. And I'd like us to make a distinction between the "indie" of Belle and Sebastian or Vampire Weekend and the "indie rock" of Pavement or Superchunk, thank you very much.

As a side note, the "badge of honor" of being "true punk" or "true indie" is silly. It's a distraction from the real, meaningful questions: Is the music good? Is the music truthful? (From the heart, inspired by experience, informed by a viewpoint; authenticty.) Do people like it? Does it improve their lives? Does it inspire them to be greater?

Whether the music comes from a bedroom or a boardroom does not singularly determine the answers to those questions.

No, indie isn't dead. But what's next?

Monday, January 25, 2010

Colts v. Jets, AFC Championship Game

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Collected Thoughts 01-20-09

  • Incredible human drama from Haiti:



  • Ann Powers' take on the Coachella bill is (naturally) terrific. My thoughts...

    1. This is the second year in a row I've actively liked every top-billed headliner.
    2. The B-list on this bill is outstanding.
    3. Friday has the fewest acts that interest me (Jay-Z, The Specials, Echo and the Bunnymen, Public Image Ltd., LCD Soundsystem, Wale) and the most acts that make me spit (Vampire Weekend, Passion Pit, Grizzly Bear, She and Him, Yeasayer, The Whitest Boy Alive)
    4. Yes, I will go see Coheed and Cambria. You can stop reading this blog now, if you want to.
    5. If Sly and the Family Stone actually follow through with their commitment to play then I will eat my underpants.
    6. A big, huge congratulations to Local Natives for making the bill. I first saw them a year ago. Great musicians, incredibly friendly folks, worthy of the praise.
    7. I still maintain that The Happy Hollows and / or The Henry Clay People would absolutely win a tent crowd at Coachella. I'm always astonished at how a handful of lesser-known Brooklyn bands always get a nod while the Echo / Spaceland breeding ground, so close to the polo fields, gets little love. I wish Goldenvoice would take a chance on one of those bands, even for a noon slot.
    8. I have lots of time to make (and constantly revise) my Ten Most Excited to See lists. Next Collected Thoughts post, perhaps.
  • OK Go wrote an open letter to their fans. I downloaded a couple OK Go songs in 2002, and that's about the extent of my interest in the band. But that letter reveals something I did not know: the reason major labels won't let you embed music videos is because embedded plays don't go toward their share of the YouTube ad dollars.

    (It's funny to read the guys from OK Go rationalize their position. "Guys, we love our fans and we really think we deserve to be rich for being musicians, so, um, damn the man, right?!")
  • We Listen For You nails the new Spoon record.

    I've always felt Spoon was over-rated. You don't "know" the people in Spoon the way I feel like I "know" Malkmus or Karen O or Mac McCaughan. Transference again fails to connect with me.
  • Little Round Mirrors is a new blog where John King, the author, is revisiting and reviewing every film in his DVD collection. Put it in your feed.

    King was my editor at the Ball State Daily News and is the guy who gave me a column in that paper, a little column that was called Classical Geek Theatre.
  • The new Spider-Man film will be directed by Mark Webb (500 Days of Summer) and is allegedly budgeted at $80 million.

    They say they're going off the Ultimate continuity (fine) and that the story will focus on a high school boy with the secret he could have stopped his uncle's death (also fine). But I don't want a Marvel Smallville, either. Unlike many superheroes, who Spider-Man is when he wears the mask is compelling. Raimi missed it and I fear Webb will miss it too, albeit in a different way.
  • The movie trailer for Tekken, a film based on the arcade fighter, is out. It looks like the best-ever film adaptation of a fighter videogame. I know that's not saying much, but consider that fighting games have virtually no plot and nearly all character background is loosely implied. (Please not I am not saying it looks good.)




  • YES.

  • GQ ran an investigative report on former Indianapolis Colts receiver Marvin Harrison.

    I named my cat after Marvin Harrison.

    If true, the report is heartbreaking. It's also fascinating. Most pro athletes that commit violent crimes have a trail. Drug use, previous convictions on illegal gun possession, a few assault spats... but Marvin, despite his family history, apparently avoided any kind of entanglement like this up until the incident. No matter who you believe, not matter what you think happened, it's weird.

    Even if he did it I hope they retire his number.
  • I'm curious to see if the Republicans in the Senate will continue their Oppose Anything Agenda now that the mythical super-majority is ended. I say "mythical" because it was never a "Liberals can pass anything" majority with senators like Bayh and (spit) Lieberman.

    I hope history records that they offered virtually no ideas to save America from the financial crisis. They offered virtually no ideas to push-back health insurers to get Americans care. They prevented Obama's administration from being effective by blocking an astonishing number of nominees (who were not extremely liberal) for no reason other than spite.

    I maintain the opinion that Obama, Pelosi, and few others (not absence of Harry Reid) are the only people in Washington serious about governance in the period that is in most need of governance since I've been alive. "Obama missed the main issue?" He saved the autos, the banks are paying back their bailouts, and the stimulus indisputably has saved us from recession (even if it could have done more).

    The Massachusetts special election not a referendum on Obama so much as it is an illustration of how Obama can't get his message or tangible facts above the cable news cycle din. I don't think we can look to the constitution to fix this governing problem; for all their incredible foresight, a cyberpunk future was never in the wildest dreams of the most imaginative deist colonist revolutionary.

    I wish I could use my power as a citizen to hit-back at the mega-media conglomerates whose corporations determine our government's behavior. Protests won't do it. I already stopped watching their television, opting for YouTube excerpts. I'm not sure how a single voter (or millions of voters) can fit in a corporately-governed United States.